The List

My mum was very clever and booked me in for a full body tropical medical examination for tomorrow. I thought it would be best to write a list of all my ailments over the past 8 months, just in case I miss one out. 

Here goes:

January - Malaria (two times), Bacterial Chest Infection and Dysentery
February - Food Poisoning
March - Bicycle Crash
April - Scolding of feet (caused by spilling a LARGE pan of boiling water on my feet)
May - Conjunctivitis, Eye Infections and suspected Giardia
June - Multiple Abscesses (staphylococcus infections)
July - More staphylococcus infections causing MASSIVE swollen face
August - Malaria and General Insanity
                                                                                                                   My Beautiful Foot

If I have any new ones to add to list tomorrow, I'll keep you updated!